Harbinger of glazed doom.
It’s a Sheep
It’s a sheep. Lick it and get your tongue all furry and stuff.
It’s a Bird
It’s a bird. Lick it and get salmonella.
Little Dude
I hate humidity.
Spider-Boy
Spider-Boy, the boy what is also an arachnid.
Is Spider-Boy already a thing? I didn’t bother to google it, even though I’m already at a computer.