You can’t tell me that I’m not really a cat person؟ You don’t know what colour my soul is؟
I Will Take You to a World of Magic
Trolls Should Be Ugly
One time, I went into the toy section and there were these brand-new revamped troll dolls that were skinny and had pouty lips.
I ended up with a headache for about three days.
You’ve Got to Play Through the Pain
“Hey! Why you got to bum everyone out, Laurel? We come here for rabbutts and caterderps! We don’t want to see your shoddy attempts at evoking emotions.”
Yes, my evil overlords (all two of you), thy will be done.
Another Rabbutt
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Snail
My dog keeps trying to eat snails. It’s weird, he never seems to have a sense of smell until he needs to find something I don’t want him to get into.
Toothy Monster
Sure, it looks scary, but it has no arms, so, I wouldn’t be too worried.