I don’t think that I’ve ever actually eaten real crab, just that weird dyed whitefish stuff.
The REAL Easter Bunny
What do you mean that don’t think this is the real Easter Bunny, kid? Do you think that I’d pay $150 an hour for a fake Easter Bunny? Now shut-up and eat your damn chocolate.
Crappy Easter
Dye your ovaries, make Easter estrus eggs!
Cat Hiding Behind a Bush
Cats always think that they are much sneakier than they actually are.
Three-Eyed Monster
He only uses his tentacles for good!
Easter Best
Is this what people wear on Easter? I’ve never actually been to an Easter celebration, so I wouldn’t know.