She’s going to go for the throat.
Every Face on the Ladder
The people you stepped on to make it to the top…
Gah?
I hate sitcoms.
The Worst Mallard
Did you know that it’s actually bad for a duck’s health to be fed bread? It’s actually better just to feed them birdseed.
Fuzzy Pink Person
This person needs to shave.
Hobo Gnome
He live in the tiny dumpster in my garden.