He live in the tiny dumpster in my garden.
My Spirit Animal
That’s right, my spirit animal wears ugly brown shoes. Want to fight about it?
You Should Start Advertising for Easter Now
Seriously, I believe that in my lifetime the holiday advertising creep is going to get so bad that they’ll end up advertising for all the holidays all year round.
Mr. Top Hat Man’s Life is a Sham
The realization that there is nothing beneath the hat…
Crazy Lady
This is a drawing of me.
Hot Tamale Guy
He ate a pepper or something and now his tongue is long.