Well, Topical Tagging ‘Tober is over, so it’s back to drawing the weird junk that me brains come up with on their own.
Mayor Rob Ford is a Big Dummy-Dum-Dum
Sooooooo… Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair came out today and confirmed that the police are in possession of the Rob Ford crack, although some sources have said that the video that the police are in possession of is actually longer than the one that the reporters were shown by the drug dealers in May.
And, of course, Mayor Rob Ford has said that he will not resign, because Rob Ford is a comedy genius and he’s going to run the joke that is his mayoral term right into the ground.
Seriously, seeing an elected official addressing drug abuse allegations, while surrounded by Halloween decorations, was hilarious.
Chinese Bats Have SARS
They’ve found bats in China with a SARS-like disease, so don’t eat any bats.
National Cat Day
It’s National Cat Day! I’m in which nation though. This day might not even apply to Canada at all.
If the internet was a nation, then every day would be National Cat Day.
Avatar Land
So, Disney World has decide that they’re going to make Avatar Land based off of the James Cameron movie.
Avatar Land, the theme park for sad adults who have apparently never been camping and don’t realize that living at one with nature sucks.
The ExpendaBelles
So Hollywood has decided it’s going to do a female version of The Expendables called “The ExpendaBelles“. Yes, they have decided to base an entire movie on a horrible, horrible pun.