Apparently, in Canada, we have elite cyber spies that have been stealing state secrets from Brazil. I bet they were trying to learn the secrets of Brazil’s thong bikini technology.
Canadian Cyber Spies Hacks Brazil
WWE Raw
WWE Raw is trending on Twitter. Is that good enough to count as a topical thing? Better question: does professorial wrestling even count as a sport? Because I made this drawing to add another picture to the “sports” tag.
Football
Argh. Everybody won’t be quiet about all the football games, and I suspect that it is just going to get worse as Thanksgiving Day approaches.
Also, I just created the “sports” tag for this post and, according to the rule I just created for Topical Tagging ‘Tober, that means that I will have to draw something sports-related for tomorrow as well. Bleh.
Sinead O’Connor VS Miley Cyrus – The Battle of Stupid Hair
So, Sinead O’Connor and Miley Cyrus are writing passive-aggressive open letters to one another…
Yeah, I don’t really care about this feud. I’m a little ashamed that I even made this doodle.
Tesla Model S Fire
So, recently, a Tesla Model S electric car caught fire after it had experienced a collision. This has caused Tesla’s stock to plummet. This upsets me, because this is the first ever fire reported for an electric car and it wasn’t even a spontaneous fire, the car had been in an accident. I just hope this incident doesn’t hold up technological advancement. We have waited long enough for a practical electric car.
And, really, people thought that battery powered cars were totally safe prior to this? Ha! Take a hammer to your cell phone’s battery, if you think that is true!
Asian Giant Hornet Larva
Apparently, there has been a rash of deaths lately, caused by people getting stung by Asian giant hornets.
This is what I imagine and Asian giant hornet’s larva to look like, because I couldn’t actually find a picture of one online. I can’t believe the internet failed me!
ISN’T IT CUTE?