I don’t know what this is.
May The Farts Be With You
I can finally make the official announcement, I’m going to be starring in the new Star Wars film!
One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying, Purple People Eater
I never could tell if it was the monster that was purple or just the people that he ate.
Put Boot on Head
Where did he put the other boot?
What a Cock!
What kind of a cock is this? I mean, really,what kind of a cock wears that t-shirt with those pants?
What a stupid cock.
Crab
I don’t think that I’ve ever actually eaten real crab, just that weird dyed whitefish stuff.