This looks like a big ole poo log.
Handsy Eyesy
This critter can’t function in modern society.
Spiky Stripy Bleh
Well, this is boring. I’m sorry. I’m so very, very sorry.
She-Devil
This is basically what I look like in real life.
Ned Trambamboline
I wonder what its peripheral vision is like?
My Migraine has Escaped Its Enclosure
RUN! SAVE YOURSELVES!