The Dingle can’t remember what happened last night.
Surprise! It’s the Dingle!
Wobbly Wag
I drank a bunch of cactus juice.
Out-of-Control Neckbeard
Not even the aliens know how to groom themselves.
Alien Cutie-Pie
Sure, you can snuggle with the alien, but its skin excretes acid.
Yellow Blerm
Have you heard the good blerm?
Blue Squiggle
It’s the squaggliest of squoogles.