The grey pile serves a very important purpose, but I can’t remember what it is.
Dingle-Derp
It wants to bite little pieces of you off, piece by piece, until nothing of you is left.
Krogbert
Krogbert knows all the secrets, but does nothing of use with them.
The H Monster
There’s a monster for every letter of the alphabet. They like to stand around in swear words.
Butts McGee
I am the greatest artist to ever live.
Oh wait… I mean I’m the greatest fartist to ever live.
Hob Gobbler
Gobble a hobo’s hob!