Boris!? Why, that’s a Russian name! This is a traitor!
Towering Grumble Gruff
It’s constantly hitting its head on door frames. It is constantly enraged.
The Fluffle Alien
This alien should have arms. Why doesn’t it have arms!?
Blue Bumber
A “bumber” is a person who bums.
The Flower Eye Mutant
It crawls into my dreams and sings songs to my brain.
Gorgling Porgling
Gorgling Porgling? What a weird name! I wonder what madman came up with it?