Everybody is a doof these days.
Turd Bug Dog
UNSANITARY!
Purple Gurp
Gurp subscribes to Goop.
Gurp died died from septic shock from leaving a jade vaginal egg in too long.
Stripy Stroo
I don’t know what “stroo” means, but it’s probably something bad.
Roundly Roo
Roo. Roo. ROOOOOOOOOO.
Upset Alien
It’s upset because it saw your face… or your butt. It can’t tell the difference. Then again, who can?