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Cactus: I don’t need your permission to be fabulous.
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Where is the cactus getting all this stuff?
Nature is amazing.
No you ran out of time for today’s comic.
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Apple: AH-HA! I bet you weren’t expecting an apple!
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Fun Fact: I’m actually allergic to uncooked apples.
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Cactus: I have a fleshy trunk for storing Pabst.
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Is this the same cactus we always see, or is this a new guy?
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Void: “Be a formless void”, they tells me. “See the entire universe”, they tells me.
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No, you half-assed today’s comic.