Hey, nice lady with the high-heeled shoes and the pretty dress! FROINLAVEN! OH LADY!
Slithering Snake
It looks like it’s trying to move, but it’s not getting anywhere.
Stupid Hair
This guy is sad because his hair is stupid.
Hyperactive Cat
This cat ate too much of the cat poop coffee that it made itself.
Rude Alien
Although, I suppose in some cultures sticking out your tongue might be considered a compliment.
Half-Assed Wednesday
I was busy today, ALRIGHT!?