Cell Phone

Checkered Face

Author: Laurel Green Date: January 23rd, 2017 Time: 10:49 PM Category: Cell Phone Tags: Geometric, Heads, Lame, Rectangular, Stupid Comments: 0

I would like to play tiddlywinks on its face.

Author: Laurel Green Date: November 11th, 2016 Time: 11:38 PM Category: Cell Phone Tags: Animals, Cute, Eyestalks, Gastropods, Slime Comments: 0

Denigrate the snail all you want. It’s still progressing faster than society.

Author: Laurel Green Date: November 10th, 2016 Time: 11:54 PM Category: Cell Phone Tags: Bones, Depressing, Evil, Spooky, Symbols Comments: 0

Last night I had a dream that I was eating bones out of a bowl like cereal. That’s probably a good sign, right?

Author: Laurel Green Date: November 7th, 2016 Time: 11:27 PM Category: Cell Phone Tags: Critters, Eyeballs, Lame, Lazy, Stupid Comments: 0

I was fed some absolutely horrible, doughy pizza and now I’m logy as anything, so now I’m posting from bed because I’m half asleep .

Author: Laurel Green Date: November 3rd, 2016 Time: 11:55 PM Category: Cell Phone Tags: Canines, Lame, Male, Naked, Nudity Comments: 0

My computer is 4 feet away. That’s too far.

Author: Laurel Green Date: October 2nd, 2016 Time: 9:49 PM Category: Cell Phone Tags: Green, Lame, Lazy, Mouths, Tentacles Comments: 0

Some stupid idiots keep crashing around and yelling so I haven’t been sleeping well and I feel janky.

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