Jorp is all things to all men.
Purple Eye Dink
It doesn’t even know why it exists.
Jerk Cat
A cat tried to steal my chicken pie today. Cats are jerks.
Red Rube
Rube is no fool.
Cruddy Crawler
It can see into your brain. I now knows all your turn-ons and turn-offs.
AssBat!
It can only eat AssBlood!