Tails are sometimes good, but usually they aren’t, though.
Why Do I Have a Tail?
Slooping Slarry
It’s a happy thing.
Face Hands and Ears
There is something very wrong here.
Dork of the Southern Woods
They only travel into town to acquire new satchels for to gather shrooms.
Fuzzy Slither
It’s going to crawl its way into your heart. You should probably get a doctor to remove it.
Schlub
Schlepping around the town.