WHAT!?
Cruddy Sun Guy
GET BACK IN THE SKY, YOU BUTTHOLE!
Circle Bort
How does his skinny neck hold that bulbous head up?
Poop Suit
This is the worst mascot ever.
Green Garblin’
I don’t like the look of this guy.
Elder Box God
From the great depths of the Cardboard Abyss the holy Box God arose to save us from our lack of cheap storage.