It’s the Turdolator. He turds.
The Turdolator
Horny Hugh
Well, technically it is true.
Pink Fluff is the New Fashion Trend
I know a lot about fashion.
Four-Legged Bobby
You know what they say about guys with four legs? Because I don’t.
Big Head Short Body
He can’t ride any roller coasters.
Helium Bubble Gum
If this was real life, that bubble would have to be over 1000x bigger than that to have enough buoyancy to lift that gum.