Heh, she’s happy now, but just wait until she’s forced into a political marriage to a man 30 years her senor.
The Streak
Hey, remember when Ray Stevens was a thing? I don’t think I was even born yet.
Smoking Teapot
If you leave your teapot on the burner for too long, it will start smoking.
Eye Butt
It has seen things that no one should.
Bubblegum Pony
Don’t worry. I’m not planning on wearing a fedora anytime soon.
THERE IS BUBBLEGUM PONY MERCH!
Circle Handsy Eye Face
It touches everything that it sees.