Football, football, football, football…
FOOTBALL
Sports aren’t news.
Sports are what you use to distract yourself from the news.
Football, football, football, football…
FOOTBALL
Sports aren’t news.
Sports are what you use to distract yourself from the news.
Another train has derailed. This time it was in Alberta.
Yes, this is what I think a train looks like.
I’ve never actually seen or read any version of Carrie. It’s about a spooky blood ghost that terrorizes sexy teenagers, right?
I’m asshamed of myself.
It’s not even Halloween yet and already people are talking about Christmas.
You know, I hear tell that Wal-Mart, Target, K-mart, et al. have been conspiring together to make “Christmas in July” a real holiday. If it comes to pass, it will surely be a dark day for the world.
So a bunch of people are freaking out because an 18-foot-long oarfish was found off the coast California, but it turns out that they can get much, much longer than that, so whatever.