The hash is happy because he isn’t being followed around by any of those goddamn tags at the moment.
Big-Headed Jim
You’d think that with a head like that that he’d be pretty smart, but when he shakes his head, there’s an audible sloshing noise.
This isn’t Funny
I’m bleeding internally, IN MY BRAIN.
At least it distracts from this lilac v-neck that I’m wearing.
Poofy Pants McGoo
This guy is so dapper dandy.
Tick
I’VE GOT ROCKY MOUNTAIN SPOTTED FEVER!
Neckbeard McGee
I predict that neckbeards are going to come back in style because o the success of the movie Lincoln.