This chef’s dishes are always low in sodium.
Creepy Four-Eyed Alien
Why does he need such a big head, when he has such a small body?
Facepalm
When he poops, does it come out of his wrist?
Four-Leaf Clover
I used to have a collection of four-leaf clovers that I had found, but it has gone missing.
Oh no! I’ve used up my four-leaf clover drawing allotment for this year! What am I going to draw for St. Patrick’s Day?
Shaggy Brown Cow
The fur is to keep the beef warm.
Cat Ear Hat
Now he can hear the sounds that usually only cats can hear.