Why doesn’t the hat just fly away?
Puppy Hat
It doesn’t look like it, but his hat was actually made from 12 skinned puppies.
Eye Gut
This is unpleasant.
Dracula
That thing around his neck is his medal for being the best!
Three-Legged Man
You can call him “Tripod”, but he doesn’t like it.
Emphatic Cowboy
He’s trying to communicate something to us, but what? WHAT!?