So, is there a Mrs. Peanut?
Mr. Peanut
Ice Cream is Tasty
My new pet-peeve: people that don’t eat dessert and then when you’re eating dessert they talk about how they can’t believe that you’re eating dessert and how if they ate dessert they’d gain an infinity-zillion pounds and that you’re really lucky you can eat dessert and wow that looks so tasty and blah blah blah
Anyway, a carb never did me no wrong.
Derp! I’m a Pony!
When I was little, I never wanted a pony. Who would want a smaller, weaker version of a horse? I wanted a giant, pitch-black Clydesdale, for striking fear into the hearts of my enemies.
Chicken Butt
It’s too hot. I cannot think.
Sad Alien
This alien is sad because you won’t bake me cookies.
Clown
Clowns: adults don’t like them and children are afraid of them.