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I’ve developed a deep-seated hatred for all living things.
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Well, there you have it, internet, 24 hours completed.
G’Night and remember that I hate each and every one of you with the fury of a thousand suns, and that’s not just the exhaustion talking.
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I looked upon a scary painting.
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What a grotesque creature.
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A cactus attacked me.
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Cacti are jerks.
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I rode a unicorn.
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This is a real thing that happened. At least, what he told me was that he was a unicorn.
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My eyes fell out.
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I think that I have been watching too much TV.
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I won the sportsball bowl!
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I was the belle of the sportsball.