I drew this with my cell phone because reasons.
Blueberry Buoy
The spider bite or whatever on my ear has swollen up and is causing me discomfort.
Linty McClintock
I think that a spider bit me on the ear and I don’t feel very good.
Lumpy Abomination
They removed the tumor.
It came back.
Little Green Critter
I’m currently updating the mobile version of this website, so if it looks janky, that’s what that’s all about.
The Sweet Bug
It burrows under your skin and infects you with cuteness.