It’s staring at your boobs. All of your boobs.
Tall-Eyed Wall-Eyed
Parasitic Squiggler
I had to have one of these removed shortly after drinking the water here.
Eye Bug Guy
It has too many eyes. That’s its “shtick”.
Clowny Clown Clown
Entertain the children.
Bibble Bort
It wants to be friends, but it’ll so fronds.
Garish Dress
The dress came at a discount, but at what cost?