Everybody knows this feeling.
Quadrupedal Duck
WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT!?
Square Hair
Well, you asked the hairdresser for something “edgy”.
Merry Solstice
REMEMBER THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!
Alienkin Merkin Otherkin
HO! HO! HO! MERRY FISHMAS!
Festivus
And now for the Airing of Grievances!