I hate sitcoms.
The Worst Mallard
Did you know that it’s actually bad for a duck’s health to be fed bread? It’s actually better just to feed them birdseed.
Fuzzy Pink Person
This person needs to shave.
Hobo Gnome
He live in the tiny dumpster in my garden.
My Spirit Animal
That’s right, my spirit animal wears ugly brown shoes. Want to fight about it?
You Should Start Advertising for Easter Now
Seriously, I believe that in my lifetime the holiday advertising creep is going to get so bad that they’ll end up advertising for all the holidays all year round.