Basically, it’s a troll doll.
Pauly D Baby
Pauly D Baby
Apple iPad Air
Sure, the original iPad worked just fine for watching movies and playing Angry Birds, but you need this one because it’s all newerer and stuff.
I don’t get Apple’s rationale in naming it’s products these days. Why would they name the newest iPad after it’s line of thin laptops? Are they planning on discontinuing the Air laptops and and only selling iPads? It just seems like it would confuse consumers.
Bees Be Dying
Every other week they discover a pesticide that is killing-off the bees en masse, but people refuse to stop using them, because they apparently don’t know that they need bees to pollinate their crops.
Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!?
Football, football, football, football…
FOOTBALL
Sports aren’t news.
Sports are what you use to distract yourself from the news.
Jeez, Trains, Get it Together!
Another train has derailed. This time it was in Alberta.
Yes, this is what I think a train looks like.
Carrie
I’ve never actually seen or read any version of Carrie. It’s about a spooky blood ghost that terrorizes sexy teenagers, right?