I’m asshamed of myself.
Kim Kardashian
Author: Laurel Green Category: Digital Sketch Pad Tags: Atypical Humans, Butts, Female, Topical Tagging 'Tober Comments: 0
Kim Kardashian
Christmas is Trending on Twitter
It’s not even Halloween yet and already people are talking about Christmas.
You know, I hear tell that Wal-Mart, Target, K-mart, et al. have been conspiring together to make “Christmas in July” a real holiday. If it comes to pass, it will surely be a dark day for the world.
18-Foot Oarfish
So a bunch of people are freaking out because an 18-foot-long oarfish was found off the coast California, but it turns out that they can get much, much longer than that, so whatever.
Dranksgiving
This counts as a pun, right?
The Walking Dead
Everybody is talking about the return of The Walking Dead. Well, I have no idea what that is, so I drew this instead.
I’ve created the new tag “Puns”, that means I have to draw a pun tomorrow as well. Ugh.
Again with the Ikea Monkey?
Ikea Monkey’s ex-owner is trying to appeal the court’s decision to keep the monkey in an animal sanctuary. She says that the monkey is like a child to her. A child, as we all remember, that she left alone in a car on a cold day, while she shopped in an Ikea. Nobody ever runs into an Ikea for a few minutes. You always end up being inside Ikea for 3 hours or more, whether you want to or not. It’s like some sort of mystical Swedish time portal. Anyway, what I’m saying is, if it was a child, it would have frozen to death and she’d probably be in jail, so she quit complaining.