So, Sinead O’Connor and Miley Cyrus are writing passive-aggressive open letters to one another…
Yeah, I don’t really care about this feud. I’m a little ashamed that I even made this doodle.
Sinead O’Connor VS Miley Cyrus – The Battle of Stupid Hair
Tesla Model S Fire
So, recently, a Tesla Model S electric car caught fire after it had experienced a collision. This has caused Tesla’s stock to plummet. This upsets me, because this is the first ever fire reported for an electric car and it wasn’t even a spontaneous fire, the car had been in an accident. I just hope this incident doesn’t hold up technological advancement. We have waited long enough for a practical electric car.
And, really, people thought that battery powered cars were totally safe prior to this? Ha! Take a hammer to your cell phone’s battery, if you think that is true!
Asian Giant Hornet Larva
Apparently, there has been a rash of deaths lately, caused by people getting stung by Asian giant hornets.
This is what I imagine and Asian giant hornet’s larva to look like, because I couldn’t actually find a picture of one online. I can’t believe the internet failed me!
ISN’T IT CUTE?
Alexander Lisi
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s driver/body-guard/drug dealer/best buddy, Alexander Lisi, was just arrested on several drug related charges including marijuana trafficking.
Man, Canada must have the least skilled paparazzi in the world. In Europe, they can take topless photos of Kate Middleton from 3 miles away, but here they can’t catch a portly, dim-witted mayor doing drugs, even when the clues as to when and where he’s doing it are pretty much common knowledge.
Topical Tagging ‘Tober
So, I’ve decided that this month will have two themes: topical events and tag filling. Because I am running out of original ideas and I really hate when one of my tags only has one drawing in it!
Hey, my southern neighbours! I heard that your congress pitched a hissy fit and shut down the government. Don’t worry, we have loads of hockey equipment up here that we can sell you, if guys find yourselves in a Road Warrior-esque situation and need the requisite attire.
Dawg
My dog has been really agitated lately and won’t stop woofing in random directions. It must be caused by some sound that I cannot hear.