This a bear from the Forbidden Zone.
Naked Long Arms
I really need to get a better stylus if I’m going to be drawing on my phone.
Drorby Duniper
Drorby loves the whole world with a manic fury.
The Flying Gooper
Unlike a bat, the flying gooper has no echolocation, so it will fly right into your damn face at night.
Mutant Cow
It makes a for a tasty rump roast.
Everybody Has a Hole
Everybody has a hole, in their soul, in their face, everywhere. And you can’t be whole with a hole.