Don’t stare at it too long. You’ll get hypnotized.
Candy-Striped Dog
This is what inbreeding has done to dogs.
Babushka Thing
Is there a kid on the planet that ever had all the pieces of their Russian nesting doll survive to adulthood?
Loud Stripes
How can you look at yourself in the mirror, when you hurt your own eyes?
Tacky Disease
This looks like it’s contagious.
And I wanted to lick it, too.
Silly Little Thing
This thing isn’t worth my time.