I don’t know what a rabbit looks like.
Derp Horse
This horse wants your soul.
Derpifartus Rex
This is one of those new hybrid dinosaurs from Jurassic World.
It’s a hybrid of a fart and a derp, naturally.
Derp Dinosaur
It’s brain is too small to control its arms.
Derp Beetle
Sure, you may think that it looks like a caterpillar, but it only has six legs, so you’re wrong.
And don’t give me that “the extra legs on a caterpillar are false legs” bull-hockey. You know damn well.
Derp Bug
Why is it so how and humid? I feel like I’m constantly covered in a thin layer of goo.