When you’re not looking, it’s going to urinate on all your favourite things.
Duder Derper
What he lacks in brains, he makes up for with gumption.
Lady Derpina
She’s the bell of the balls.
Sir Topham Derp
The top hat isn’t fooling anyone. We all know your terrible, terrible secret.
Little Derpy Foo Foo
This is a very stupid bunny.
Bleh.
BORT!