It’s not Rudolf. It’s just been doing cocaine all day.
Drugged Deer
Author: Laurel Green Category: Digital Sketch Pad Tags: Antlers, Cervidae, Drugs, Hooves, Stupid Comments: 0
Drugged Deer
Kitty Getting High
This was a request from an ijit
Mayor Rob Ford is a Big Dummy-Dum-Dum
Sooooooo… Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair came out today and confirmed that the police are in possession of the Rob Ford crack, although some sources have said that the video that the police are in possession of is actually longer than the one that the reporters were shown by the drug dealers in May.
And, of course, Mayor Rob Ford has said that he will not resign, because Rob Ford is a comedy genius and he’s going to run the joke that is his mayoral term right into the ground.
Seriously, seeing an elected official addressing drug abuse allegations, while surrounded by Halloween decorations, was hilarious.
Dranksgiving
This counts as a pun, right?
Crocodile Doing Krokodil
So, apparently, the new, hip drug with the kids these days is a drug called “krokodil”, and it makes your skin necrotize and fall off. People know it eats your flesh off and they do it anyway. People are dumb.
Anyway, “krokodil” is Russian for “crocodile”, so this is a drawing of things coming full circle, or something.
I couldn’t find a tag with only one doodle the would also apply to this doodle. Ah well, I’ve been doing pretty well thus far. It’s still a topical subject at least.
Alexander Lisi
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s driver/body-guard/drug dealer/best buddy, Alexander Lisi, was just arrested on several drug related charges including marijuana trafficking.
Man, Canada must have the least skilled paparazzi in the world. In Europe, they can take topless photos of Kate Middleton from 3 miles away, but here they can’t catch a portly, dim-witted mayor doing drugs, even when the clues as to when and where he’s doing it are pretty much common knowledge.