A lot of Venusians opt for breatharianism, because even their vegetables have faces.
Venusian Tomato
Alien Thingy Thing
What planet is it from? One that isn’t as good as ours!
Scraggly Scruffle
It’s the hobo of Mercury.
Mary of Mars
Mary lives in that giant face on Mars.
Pink Lump Plague
There are worse things to be covered with.
Out-of-Control Neckbeard
Not even the aliens know how to groom themselves.