The world must conform to my personal body type.
I Need a Bigger Door
Couldn’t Contain the Horribleness
Somehow it always breaks free.
Seeing Things from a New Angle
It can fart on its own eyes.
Grew Too Many Eyes
This is what happens if you eat Baconnaise while pregnant.
Johnny Eye-Eye
His dad’s last name was Eye and his mom’s last name was Eye. That’s why Johnny has a hyphenated name.
How Many Licks to the Centre?
It’s looking at me.