“Asymmetrical Eyes”? That’s a goddamn boring name.
Asymmetrical Eyes
Three of Everything
Three is better than two.
A Pile
Who stacked them?
Rectangle Cyclops
You don’t need depth perception when you’re this fabulous.
Nellie from Your Nightmare
You may be afraid of her, but Nellie just wants to be our friend. You need someone to hold your hand in your nightmares.
Duster Mite
This is one of the microscopic mites that lives on the tip of your nose and keeps it free of dust. Really. Go check your nose and see that it is dust-free. I’ll wait.