Look at these fancy pants. How in the world do pants get so fancy?
Four Striped Pant Legs
Grape Grunt
It tastes like grape but it doesn’t smell like grape.
Discombobulated Cyclops
To defeat the cyclops, all you need is a really buff 10-year-old made out of marble.
Greenish Gink
It lives in the grass and likes to talk sass.
The Turquoise Turdler
You may scoff, but the environment is in dire need of more turdlers.
Elated Alien
It’s so happy because it knows the day when the world ends and Armageddon fits right in with its 5-year plan.