You don’t see a lot of monsters downtown these days. Lousy gentrification…
A Purple Monster Creature
Cycloptic Green Nerd
It’s seen all the episodes of Doctor Who, which was hard with only one eye.
Eight-Eyed Cutie
Sure, this creature might not seem like a cutie to our eyes, but, you know, cultural relativism and whatnot.
The Marvelous Masticator
It has four mouths for eating. It is the ultimate consumer.
Corpulent Borpus
Borpuses like delicious food and, thus, they themselves are delicious to eat.
Top-Heavy Blort
The world was not built for this creature, but it lives in this world nonetheless.