They spliced its DNA with that of a bilberry, because SCIENCE!
Banana Man
Orrrrr, maybe he’s Plantain Man. I don’t know from fruit.
Watermelon
I would go to soccer practice for the free watermelon slices.
Blueberry
It bugs me that blueberries aren’t blue on the inside.
Ice Cream Sundae
Someone needs to come over here and prepare me a fancy dessert.
Olive Guy
Olive Guy just hasn’t been himself since they drove that pimento into his brain.