It’s seen all the episodes of Doctor Who, which was hard with only one eye.
Cycloptic Green Nerd
The Talkative Bortlord
The bortlord rules over this bortfiefdom.
Eight-Eyed Cutie
Sure, this creature might not seem like a cutie to our eyes, but, you know, cultural relativism and whatnot.
Too Cool Tentacles
It touches you while it touches you.
Wrinkly Greengurt
The wrinkles help it stay cool in the oppressive desert heat.
Frog-Bat
It sucks that blood out of flies.