You know, I’ve never actually seen an animal in my life.
The Worst Crocodile
The H Monster
There’s a monster for every letter of the alphabet. They like to stand around in swear words.
Green Mope
It’s a moss full of loss.
Lime-Flavoured Fuzzle
Yes, I’ve tasted this creature. No, I tell you under what circumstances.
Grumpy Greenle
It travelled to the edge of the universe and got him in the face with a pie.
Wide-Mouthed Annoyance
It wants to make small talk with you ALL DAY.