When I was a kid, we would hook the Mr. Potato Head moustache into our noses. We had no concept of sanitary practice.
The False Moustache Came to Life!
Scary Hair Monster
In some cultures they are afraid of hair. That is a totally true thing and not just something I made up.
Crud Ball
It lives up your nose and causes all sorts of trouble.
Steve Blue
Steve Blue is better than Steve Puce.
Hairy Pebble
How do you spook a pebble?
Hairy Undercarriage
That’s quite a patch on that batch.