Why is it blue?
Swanky Swirl
That hairdo must cause it a large amount of neck pain.
The Horrible, Horrible Hair
You can’t run from yourself. You can’t run from your hair.
The Evil Hairdo
This poor critter could use some more product to tame its hair.
Square Hair
Well, you asked the hairdresser for something “edgy”.
Nice Ponytail, Dingus
Dudebro rocking the p-tail!