Dye your ovaries, make Easter estrus eggs!
Easter Best
Is this what people wear on Easter? I’ve never actually been to an Easter celebration, so I wouldn’t know.
Valentine’s Day
This Valentine’s Day, give her a brain aneurysm.
Love Bug
Its name isn’t “Herbie”.
All the Turkey is GONE!
My family are a bunch of turkey fiends.
Some People Eat Tofu and Cranberry Sauce for Thanksgiving
I try to avoid the houses of vegans during the holidays.